Shit Creek just broke its banks...
... and you don't have a paddle.
As you are swept away on a wave of brown sludge, chunks of corn and whole beans pass you by.
Your life flashes before your eyes as the raging current pulls you down,
and your body slowly decomposes over the course of a millenia.
What concept of time your mind once understood slowly fades as consciousness leaves you.
Your bones, preserved in your last desperate pose, sway lightly with the currents
and become a rite of passage for local amateur divers.
Shit Creek claims another.